Contact

Acceptable reasons to contact me

Showing off baby photos
Seriously. There is nothing cuter. Shower me with these.

Article suggestions
I am always looking for topics I can write detailed guides on.

Tell me I am doing a good job
My self-esteem bank loves daily deposits. Who doesn't love praise? Seriously though. Your feedback makes this site better.

Tell me if I'm doing a bad job
More important to than telling me I'm doing a good job is constructive criticism. Keyword: constructive.

Anything else that isn't listed below.

Unacceptable reasons to contact me

Spam
Spam, advertising, emails that tell me I can lose weight with this "one weird trick". I honestly don't care.

Marriage proposals
Sorry guys, I'm happily taken.

Being downright rude
This is never acceptable. If you have beef with me, let us settle it like adults, in the MMA ring and not through obnoxious emails.